The Consummate Apogee of Perfect Clear Number 94 is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.228 billion Perfect Clear Number 94ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Perfect Clear Number 94ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,545 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,493 9003s, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, calling dibs is an unalienable right, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, and loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perfect Clear Number 94's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Perfect Clear Number 94 is ranked 32,745^th in the world and 717^th in Eye for Smartest Citizens, with 54.07 quips per hour.